Things Guys hate To Hear Just Before Sex


No. Stop.

I have VD.

Don't mind the crabs.


No glove, no love.


What's your name again?


Oh no, it's stuck.


Let me pull out my tampon first.


I use to be a guy!!!!

Take it out, you're hurting me!

Welcome to the world of HIV!!!

I didn't mean to clamp up on you!

When my dad walks in with a gun, just ignore him!

Sorry, I just thought I had to fart, I didn't mean to shit everywhere!!

Are you in yet?

I hope you are as good as my 6 brothers!!!

Will that be cash or charge?


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