So I’m playin a ‘country’ club in L.A…. Seems country there is golf. Not one fuckin horse or pickup truck to be seen! So I start the set and I look at this gal all fidgety in her seat. She up front and I is eyeballin her just to make her nervous.
So I says, “Hey gurl, yu knows wut a Redneck is”?
She nods ‘no’.
So I shakes my melon and stares right into them pretty ocean green eyes, and says “Guess yu can’t cook roadkill either”
Crowd laffs and she’s baffled and says, “Is that a foren dish”.
“Nopes”, I says, “It’s a Southern delicasy”.
Crowd roars, she looks around sheepishly.
“Yu a real blonde, I take it”.
She nods and giggles.
“Dang”, I says, “Gotta luv them California gurls”!